At first I was afraid, I was petrified
I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
Now, I live alone in an eighteen-room mansion in Beverly Hills.
All because I was willing to roll up my sleeves, put in the hours, and believe in the good ol' American dream.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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Hello! Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at all?
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Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, yeah
I used to be one of them too. And one day I looked back at was shocked and what I'd become.
That was when I decided to reach out to my network, and join Facebook's Product Development and Debugging team. Today I am proud to say that my son was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
But he'll be twice the man I used to be.
At home, drawing pictures, of mountain-tops
With him on top, lemon-yellow son
Yes, since we took our son off zoom calls and put him in drawing classes, he's much happier, thanks to my supreme parenting skills. Because my son will grow up better than other people's. And that's why you need to become the best parent ever, just like me.
An old man, turned ninety-eight.
He won the lottery, and died the next day.
That man was my father, and it was the wake-up call I needed to change my business model and turn my life around.
Today I have enough money that even my servants don't need to buy lottery tickets to dream of wealth.
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Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Congratulate Raj on completing six months as Deputy Project Associate at IBM today!
You can dance! You can jive!
Having the time of your life...
See that girl, watch that scene...
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You are...my fire.
That's right, Steve Jobs. You might have left the world, but you will never fail to inspire me. #mondaymotivation
I gotta feeling
that tonight's gonna be a good night
tonight's gonna be a good night
Tonight's gonna be a good good night
That's right! You'll be proud to hear that I've been selected as the tertiary keynote speaker at TedX, New York Public School, Saharanpur. Thanks for raising me so well, mom!
It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark...
I need somebody
Not just anybody
You know I need someone...
...to join my startup as intern. We can't afford to pay you, but the exposure is great, and the samosas are free on alternate Sundays!